Tired of saviors that are not real.
May 2012
April 2012
My mom decided to get onto my computer and make an administrator account. She then proceeded to make me a Standard user and put parental controls on it, preventing any sort of game from being run.
I’m so pissed I can’t even think straight.
It’s going to be an extreme inconvenience to reset my computer to factory defaults and reinstall everything on it.
This is the one of the worst thing she has ever done.
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
- Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
- Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
- The Doctor: NO.
- The Doctor: STOP IT.
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I’m not a patient person.
And I’m quite easy to annoy.
Especially in the morning.
Jesus fuck this is just ridiculous.
- Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
- Friend: But she's really a
- Me: No stop
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
when people call the doctor “doctor who”
Sometimes I go through my friend’s blog and I notice a post saying they’re feeling bad.
Then I see it’s from 7 hours ago and I shed a single manly tear thinking:
“I failed”
- hey bro
- bro
- broski
- brosicle
- broseidon, god of the brocean
- brotato chip
- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
- barack brobama
- teddy brosevelt
- don quibrote
- adrien brody
- gallilebro gallilei
- napoleon bronaparte
- brobo cop
- leonardo dicapribro
- broseph mengele
- bro nye the science guy
- selena bromez
- broey deschanel
- bro dimaggio
- wolfgang amadaeus brozart
- brohemian rhapsody
- osama bro laden
- mighty bro young
- brodo the hobbit bro
- broprah winfrey
- broby dick
- abroham lincoln
- what’s up
brotein shake
forgot han brolol.
- teacher: where is your homework
- me: queued
