June 2013
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
new tumblr like/unlike animations
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
lessons learned from anime
- don’t get inside the robot
- people with bad haircuts always lose
- the cute girl is psycho
- the cute guy isn’t human
- when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
- glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
- gotta catch em all
- and maybe probably respect your elders
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
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Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
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HAHA THE DATE TODAY IS 6/9 HA ha
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proving someone wrong after an intense argument
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
to pay off tom nook you have to sell things to tom nook and tom nook gives you money which you then give to tom nook
With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:
- To the people with abusive fathers
- To the people with absentee fathers
- To the people who don’t know their fathers
- To the people who cut their fathers out of their lives
- To the people with conflicting feelings about father’s day because their own father was a piece of shit but other men they know and love are awesome dads
- To the people who learned how not to be a shitty dad by not doing what their father did
You are not alone. If you don’t want to celebrate father’s day or you don’t want to talk to your father, that’s perfectly fine. Do whatever it takes to make sure you are healthy and happy.
I do celebrate Father’s Day, but not with my biological father in my mind.
My biological father is a no-life asshole that I haven’t seen since I was in kindergarten and who owes $20k+ in child support, which I’m not likely to ever get.
I celebrate Father’s Day with the man who was actually there throughout my life and raised me like his own.
We fought a lot, we had our differences, and we’re polar opposites in every category imaginable, but he’s been much more of a dad than my biological father will ever be.
you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode
So recently I hit 1k followers and that to me is a pretty great tumblr milestone. So to thank my followers, people who reblogged my posts and just anyone who has just supported me on this site I’ve decided to thank you guys by giving a little something back
SO
What am I giving away?
Well I have seen a lot of my followers and people I follow really excited about the new Animal Crossing game. So it only makes sense I would be giving that away.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
I will also be giving away a 3DS to the winner, the 3DS will come with all the furnishings *charger, stylus etc* AND the winner will get to choose what colour the 3DS will be.
You don’t need to be following me *but if you do you get to see my raw ass blogging skills on a regular basis* to be eligible and reblogs will count.
The contest will end June 20, 2013 and the winner will be picked that day
Also I will pay for the shipping to anywhere unless you live on mars or some ridic shit.
So let’s recap
- Reblog
- Get a chance to win Animal Crossing: New Leaf AND a 3DS of your colour preference
- Contest ends June 20th
So thank you all again for your support and being so cool.
hahahaha that’s funny, the joke is you were normal and then saw homestuck had updated and now you’re taking off your shirt to reveal a homestuck shirt and now you’re in full cosplay hahahaha I’ve only seen like 8 of these already, i hope eveyone makes one hahahaha
I swear to god I was going to photo reply with a picture of me doing it, but I don’t have any homestuck merchandise.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.









